Decidedly Dodgy

Definitely not for the kids. Shortbread Jammy Dodgers at Konditor & Cook.

YOLO = You Only Live Once.  DILF you will have to look up for yourself.

Submarine Shortbread

Caterer Ampersand highlights the naval connection at their Portsmouth Dockyard cafe with submarine shortbread.  'Freshly baked' is emphasised (although the Chelsea Buns appear to have stayed on the seabed).